How crappy would it be if after months of slaving over the education of hormonal teenagers. Weeks after being subjected to the most inane questions possible on the face of this planet. Questions that must be answered with a straight face and with all sincerity. Days after trying to find a way to explain to children topics like war and sex in a G rated fashion that might allow their brain to stretch beyond the bounds of Bountiful - and if we are lucky outside the bubble of Utah - all without offending them or eventually their parents. Hours after having written down a place mark of where in the curriculum we are so that I can remember we are learning about society in the Old Regime in Europe, Peter the Great of Russia, and the Hohenzollerns of Prussia for one class, the dynamics of Political Parties and campaigns for another, the ins and outs of a document based question and essay writing in a writing class and the emergence of Christianity in the Roman empire. That you would...by they way were were taking about how crappy it would be if after all that stuff...you got a break and a day and a half into that break you got sick.
Well welcome to my wonderful world of being sick. At the risk of sounding disgusting - if there was another hole in my body I would have exploded from it. I'm sorry, but being sick is gross. I haven't vomited in years. YEARS. There have been times I wished I had vomited in the hopes it would make it better. Now, however, I know vomiting is not the solution. Vomiting only makes things worse. If there was a bone in my body with the inkling to become bulimic the bone has been silenced. The only friend of mine during the wee hours of the night when I was reliving my thanksgiving delight in reverse was the softness of the bathroom mat that allowed me to lay down in between excretions. Ahhh, it was grand. And now you have enjoyed it with me.
Anyway the point of all this is I created this and many like it during my recovery time in which I was taken care of wonderfully by Brandon. Enjoy and peace out.
Weston, again you have made my day. I am so excited that you have joined the blogger world. I check these every day so you better be serious about this. Im sorry that you are sick, I knew something was up when you have been so busy on jib jab. I hope you are feeling better.
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